Mint

So. You should bring in Brach's Star Brites mints to next class. You're probably wondering why you should do this. Is there any gain?  Yes, there is.  I believe that Star Brite mints would cause the classroom to be a happier place.  Star  Brites would make us, the students, happy.  We all like mints.  It would be considered as a pleasant gesture by all of us should Star Brites be brought in.  In return I am sure that we would all be grateful, and we would all act accordingly so.  I am also certain that would would be happier if we, the students, acted more tolerably.  Star Brites make for happy students, make for a happy classroom, which in turn makes for a happy teacher.  If we look at the associative property, Star Brights means a happy teacher. You are our teacher; we are your students.  Help us to help you.

Another reason to bring in Star Brite mints is that they help students focus.  The mint gives our mouths something to do so the rest of our heads can focus on the task at hand.  In middle school we were always given mints during the ISATs to help us focus on our tests.  From personal experience, I can also tell you that the freshness of the mints gives a clarity of mind. This clarity of mind is what allows for more focus. If we focus the room is quiet which makes for a better environment, which you the teacher will be able to enjoy. Also if we focus, we will get our work done and be happy about that.  Happy environment makes for happy teacher; happy students make for a happy teacher. Help us to help you.

Help us to help you. Bring mints in to class. The mints will make life considerably more enjoyable for everyone.